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2009/10/19 WELCOME TO THE WORKFORCE!!I have been back in Richmond for 2 weeks, and I have actually not been eating as much as I thought I would. I did not get to do the the pigging out that I usually do after I have been away from civilization for a while. Mostly because I have loser friends who don't eat. Work is full of bitches. Who try to boss me around. And say crap things. But that's fine. Because they are probably just secretly jealous that their cars are not all dragon pimped like mine. Although they have never seen it because I don't drive to work. I suppose they are just jealous of my big head then. Good thing thinking caps aren't real. Cause I wouldn't be able to fit into them. It would just look like a Jewish cap on me. And then it wouldn't work. And then I would just get fired. I have started this thing where I don't eat until roughly 1:30pm... Which sucks because I don't have breakfast or thinking caps to make my brain work. And then I kind of catch onto the end of lunch by eating brunchnner. Which is breakfast, lunch and dinner combined together. Except I do eat again at like 8pm. Also I don't really drink water. Plus I'm not flexible anymore. Because I never stretch anymore. Because I don't have time. Except for the bit where I'm playing Guild Wars or watching TV. So I was just lifting my leg this morning and it stopped. And I was like "nah, it can't possibly stop here" so I tried to lift it some more. Except it wouldn't lift any more. And I was so shocked until I realized I haven't done leg stretches in about a billion years. A billion years also translates to roughly four months. My life is gooooood. 2009/10/3 Kindness is in the Eye of the Beholder.Farhad brought home a donut for me. I said, "Yum! Why is there only one?" He said, "I just wanted to make you happy, beautiful girl." Which made me real confused. Then I realized. He thought I meant: "You only got one for me? But what about you, dear boyfriend?" What I actually meant was: "Only one? But I want two." |
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