*Wipes mouth on Farhad's shirt.*
*Farhad turns to look at me.*

Me: "...Whatever it seems like, it is actually not me drying my mouth on your shirt."
Farhad: "... Oh."
Me: "Yeah."
Farhad: "Is it boogers?"
Me: "No."
Farhad: "What is it then?"
Me: "...It's love."
Farhad: "Oh, okay, good."



One of the company's passengers gives them a cherry pie.
Farhad brings it home.

Farhad: "Cut a third of it for us."
Me: "Okay."
Farhad: "Okay, I'm going to bring the rest of it back, and then come back."
Me: "Why are you coming back?"
Farhad: "...To eat some."
Me: "Oh. Darn. Well you better hurry cause I don't noe if there will still be some when you get back."

Wtf snow? It's September.

I didn't take a picture till most of it was melted away though.




But Farhad is all good because he has his whole winter outfit going on.
Also I didn't take a picture good cuz he was rushing for a flight and had no time for things like a picture-taking girlfriend.





But that's not a problem, because I have something known as elite photoshop skills.





Tsk. He is obviously so lucky to have a talented girlfriend like me.


I never knew that I like dried apricots.
I suppose I've just always assumed that since my mom likes it, I wouldn't.
And also because there has always been food that looks more appealing.
But I suppose you shouldn't judge a dried fruit by its shriveled dull appearance.
Who knew that it tastes a thousand times better than normal apricots?
Normal apricots don't taste good.

Farhad hums the CBC song.

Me: "You're a little loser."
Farhad: "Annie, don't be stupid."



Also, while I was waiting for my fries, I see a Kodak poster.
It says:
"You Can Now Print Digital Photos Yourself While Your Waiting."

I almost bent my plastic fork with my telepathic anger.

Farhad: "Why are you ALWAYS on your computer?"
Me: "... I..."

Farhad: "You're STILL farming? What's so fun about farming?!"
Me: "...Mmm."

Farhad: "Annie, can-"
Me: "SHHH! I'm in battle."

Farhad: "Look at all those pretty clothes! Are you buying them all?"
Me: "Someone is fighting me for them, look."
Farhad: "...Wow. Another girl wants them too."
Me: "Watch me massive outbid her in the last 20 seconds."

Farhad: "...It's 7 in the morning."
Annie: "Mm."
Farhad: "What would you do without internet?"
Annie: "Oh noes!"
Farhad: "You wouldn't be able to... read... anything."
Annie: "THAT'S NOT ALL I DO!"

Kimmy says (9:01 AM):
i've been waiting three years to read ur novel

Kimmy says (9:01 AM):
novels.

Kimmy says (9:01 AM):
y won't u finish any of them?

- Dragonpride - says (9:02 AM):
I did

Kimmy says (9:02 AM):
Okay, I mostly just care about the fantasy and the chick lit.

- Dragonpride - says (9:03 AM):
as if I'm not writing enough majoring in English and then as an editor

Kimmy says (9:03 AM):
School has ruined you.

- Dragonpride - says (9:03 AM):
I noes.

Kimmy says (9:03 AM):
Why don't you just take Dragonpride to work and write it in your office?

- Dragonpride - says (9:03 AM):
Because then I wouldn't get any work work done.

Kimmy says (9:04 AM):
So?

- Dragonpride - says (9:04 AM):
So then they'd fire me.

Kimmy says (9:04 AM):
but ur the multi-scholarship child.

- Dragonpride - says (9:05 AM):
scholarships that weren't based on GPA.

Kimmy says (9:05 AM):
all the cooler...

Kimmy says (9:05 AM):
it means u got the skillllls

- Dragonpride - says (9:06 AM):
No actually it means that I can't stay focused and go to all my classes.

Kimmy says (9:07 AM):
they don't know that.

- Dragonpride - says (9:07 AM):
that's true. and im banking on that.

- Dragonpride - says (9:07 AM):
why are you up so early

Kimmy says (9:08 AM):
i'm in class, what's your excuse?

- Dragonpride - says (9:09 AM):
probably the boyfriend that gets up at 6:30.

Kimmy says (9:10 AM):
tell farhad he's gonna have to be lazier than that if he wants to keep ur love.

- Dragonpride - says (9:11 AM):
i noes.

I know that I hate Microsoft.
But they just keep outdoing themselves.

WTF WINDOWS UPDATE, YOU SUCK!
I CAN'T SEE MY DOCUMENT ICONS NOW!

I HATE YOU MICROSOFT!!!!

The more that they do, the more they look like assholes.

I want the old Vista back, thanks.

Some food flies off Farhad's plate.

I look at him.

Farhad: "... When I do something bad, I look at you. And see your look of unapproval... ...disapproval."

Packing is so much woooooooooooork!

Lists, lists, lists...
Bags, bags, bags, arrange and rearrange.
Yes, no, yes, maybe, nevermind, wait...

... I suppose if I weren't so high maintenance I wouldn't need so much stuff.